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Business is not so good at la Trés Bien. I am la suprême chef, mais la people are confused. Zey zink zat "Trés" has to do with "Trays" and zen my beauty is likened to la low-class cafeteria! Zis is une grand probleme. I cannot attract une audience magnifique like zis.
So I 'ave decided to open a new wing in la restaurant. It is no longer just une restaurant. Now, it is la restaurant and spa combination suprême!
Please come to get la soothing massage, la beautiful facial, la delicate aromatherapy. Zere are also la manicure and pedicure opportunities. Zen relax wiz la dinner français extraordinaire! Gift certificates are available at la front counter, fifty percente off pour la visit premiere. Trés limited while supplies last.
Voilà! La recipe perfectement for success!
Genius, non?
Invite your amis! At Trés Bien Spa et Restaurant Magnifique, we will always say "BIENVENUE!"
I 'ope to see you zere, Monsieur la Magicien, la 'andsome German Boys, la kind Docteur!
- Mood:
contemplative
( La beauty! La grace! La--- EEEE FIRE! )
- Mood:
eeek!
I am now taking la donations generouse. Please come to Trés Bien and I will give you la lifetime supply de chocolats exceptionnel. I am begging you!
- Location:Tres Bien
- Mood: la anxiety
- Music:Prokofiev - Cinderella
Oh là là! I am in amour!
I saw in z'e window today la beautiful flowers! Z'ey would look perfect in la restaurant so I felt z'at I had to buy. Z'ey were la deepest red roses and a pretty girl like moi never resists les belles flores! La scent was z'e most delicate and pure. I am 'oping I can capture z'is for my bottles d'aromatherapy. Z'ey would sell more quickly, I z'ink! I can stop using la catalogue expensive for la scent orders.
I left la flower shop and walked through la parc to get to mon appartement when I saw La Most Handsôme Man! Mon Dieu! 'E was so big and strong and 'ad la 'eavy love eyebrows to make mon coeur melt like la butter. La eyebrows were z'e most 'andsome, and I will never forget la small flirty eyes! 'E was la gourmet chef like moi. 'e 'ad la yellow and green apron to show 'iz skills suprême. I gave La 'Andsôme Man la rose with la declaration de mon amour.
Z'en I gave him la free sample d'aromatherapy wi'z la directions to Trés Bien on la bottle. Only mon best, la scent de la rose with la 'int of peppermint breeze. So delicate like la love de mon coeur.
Does anyone out z'ere in les internets have la advice d'amour pour moi? I want to find La 'Andsôme Man again and learn 'is name. Z'en I will cook him la dinner suprême and 'e will be ma boyfriend! I will rub 'iz strong body wi'z la delicate scents d'aromatherapy and we will share l'amour on mon bed toge'zer. Oui Oui? Isn't it la romantique? 'E is just la thing I need to make my life completement!
I am waiting, mon prince!
- Mood:
loved
